So. You're finally ready to finish your book.

Only problem?

That terrible, no good, very bad blinking cursor of doom.

Don’t worry! We’ve got you. c;

The Dapper Drafter is a simple, fun, and proven five-step system that will help you tell your story in less than an hour.

Total value = $788

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$27

REGULAR PRICE = $197. SELLING AT $27 FOR A LIMITED TIME!

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"Write a book," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.

When you first started writing, did anyone prepare you for how gosh-darn difficult it was going to be?

My money’s on no. In fact, I’m willing to bet that before you officially picked up your metaphorical writing pen, you thought finishing your story would be a breeze.

Any of these sound familliar?

You follow big-name authors who make writing look easy. They churn out multiple books a year and write an insane amount of words every day while you fight tooth and nail for every word.

You start your stories with a burst of inspiration, but that burst of inspo turns out to be pretty short lived. No matter what you do, you can't get the words out. And even if you can, none of them are quite right.

You swear you're going to finish, but life got in the way. Your mortgage. Your family. Your job. Somewhere along the line, you set your dream on the back burner and left it there. Now you don’t know how to pick it back up.

Guilty?

THOUGHT SO. NOW WE CAN BURST SOME BUBBLES.

1.

Spoiler alert: Social media is a lie.

Writing is not easy. But writing killer stories on your time totally can be.

2.

If every writer only wrote when inspiration strikes, we’d have, like, three books.

Okay, maybe a little more than that, but you know what I mean. We wouldn’t have much. Point is, you can write a fantastic book without being inspired 24/7. The key is in having a plan to fuel your inspiration.

3.

Your mortgage, your family, and your job are definitely priorities. But you know what else is?

You. You and your dreams. You and the story you have to tell.

Want to know a secret?

Writing can still be fun!

Imagine...

...having the time, energy, and resources to write confidently whenever you want to.

 

...being able to pull inspiration from anywhere, at any time, and turning it into a story in a way that’s fun and--most importantly--repeatable.

...taking back your love of storytelling, mastering your muse, and creating on your terms.

Imagine taking back that power today.

INTRODUCING...

The Dapper Drafter is a simple, fun, and proven five-step system that will help you tell your story in less than an hour.

REGULAR PRICE = $197. SELLING AT $27 FOR A LIMITED TIME!

No slideshows.

This isn't designed to take a month, a week, or even a whole day. WIth The Dapper Drafter, you'll have your entire novel mapped in less than an hour.. Plus, you can rinse and repeat this process as often as you like! And this one features a cat.

Loni is a joy to work with and a consummate professional. She puts an incredible amount of care into every manuscript. Her editorial instincts are solid, and she's one of the best editors on our staff list. I couldn't imagine The Parliament House without her.

CEO OF THE PARLIAMENT HOUSE

Take a peek inside!

1.

THE INSPIRATION ENGINE METHOD

A foolproof exercise to help you generate constant ideas whenever you like. Know you’ll never have to worry about having nothing to write.

WHAT WE'LL COVER:

A daily writing exercise you can do in your sleep. Or at least just before bed.

How to utilize the exercise’s result in current and future projects.

What writing ugly and often can do for your creativity AND your career.

2.

THE  KILLER CHARACTERS
METHOD

Let’s cut to the chase and craft some killer characters. Move forward with your project with confidence, knowing you’ve got a protagonist and antagonist that work and work well.

WHAT WE'LL COVER:

How to build characters so dynamic, they'll basically write themselves.

How to craft an antagonistic force that brings out the best parts of your story.

What working on your novel from the outside in can do for your productivity.

3.

THE SUPER STORYTELLING
METHOD

What good are characters if they’ve got nothing to do? When your story starts to sag, get back to basics with this training to help you further refine your characters so they’re the ones making the story happen. Talk about sweat off your back, huh?

WHAT WE'LL COVER:

How to nail the three most important things about your characters in less than ten minutes.

How to milk your characters for all the juicy conflict they’re worth.

The logic behind the adage, “a good villain is a reflection of the hero” and how to make it work for your story

4.

THE COMPELLING CONFLICT METHOD

Whether you love conflict or you’re a little conflict-shy (like meeeee), this exercise will help you craft the sort of story trouble that keeps readers reading. No banana-peel problems here! Finish your story knowing your audience will sit on the edge of their seat until The End.

WHAT WE'LL COVER:

How to craft conflict with depth so your story comes easy and your readers stick with it to the last page.

The difference between conflict and one-off events, and how to use both to your storytelling advantage.

Why conflict with context is the only conflict worth writing, and how it'll make your stories easier to tell.

5.

THE SOLID STRUCTURE METHOD

Ever had so many ideas that you didn’t realize until sitting down to write that you actually have no idea how to put them together? Or have you ever had so few ideas that you couldn’t write a finished story if you tried? We’ll nip those problems right in the butt. By the end of this training, you’ll know exactly how to map out a story using all the tools you’ve gathered along the way.

WHAT WE'LL COVER:

How to quickly build a wireframe for your story so you can start writing, already.

The importance of structure in storytelling and how it’ll help you tell stories that compel and engage.

How to start mastering story structure on your own. Like, right now.

And!

A host of worksheets, prompts, and templates to help you along the way!

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Not sure if it'll work for you?

Check out what these wonderful writers accomplished in a single week.

Let's not forget the bonuses!

THE DAPPER AUTHOR RESOURCE MASTERLIST

We’ve curated all the websites, software, craft books, and tools you could ever use into one beast of a writerly masterlist to make sure you never feel lost on your way to your dreams again.

THE BOOK BUTLER TRELLO TEMPLATE

Don’t miss a single step on the road to your publication goals with this Trello template, designed to get you from your first spark of inspiration to landing the agent of your dreams.

VAULT OF WRITERLY WONDERS

Not sure where to go with your characters, worldbuilding, or storyline? We made this vault of notes and worksheets with you in mind. Whenever you’re feeling stuck in your story, just open the vault!

REGULAR PRICE = $197. SELLING AT $27 FOR A LIMITED TIME!

YIKES. FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!

Heya! I'm Loni Crittenden.

I'm a professional story nerd, here to help you make the jump from writer to published author. I live to learn, and I’ve yet to find something I couldn’t systemize.

As a specialist developmental editor, I’ve edited Amazon bestsellers and Barnes & Noble shelfsitters. I’m a staff editor with The Parliament House Press, a member of the Editorial Freelancers Association, a die-hard Potterhead (Hufflepuff Pride), and a girl working on her advanced degree in writing popular fiction.

 

Editing fiction is how I pay my bills. I live and breathe this stuff. I’ve spent years learning the theory and the jargon so my authors don’t have to, and by working together, we’ve put stories out into the world that have won the hearts of thousands of readers.

 

Now, I want to help you tell your best stories, too.

How?

This is the exact same system I've used to coach dozens of authors through their first, second, and dozenth stories. It's tested, it's proven, it's fun, and it works.

 

So! That said, let's do a little math. Ready for the bad news? An offer like this can typically go for anywhere between $400 and $800.

...No, seriously. See for yourself:

  • The Five-Part Dapper Drafter System ($497)

  • Resource Masterlist ($97)

  • The Book Butler Trello Board ($97)

  • Vault of Writerly Wonders ($97)

TOTAL VALUE = $788

But I'm not typical, and neither are you.

 

You're a writer. The world needs your stories.

 

And because of that, I'm inviting you to take advantage of this system for a fraction of the market price: 

$27

  • The Five-Step Dapper Drafter System ($497)

  • Resource Masterlist ($97)

  • The Book Butler Trello Board ($97)

  • Vault of Writerly Wonders ($97)

Total Value = $788

Today's Price = $27

REGULAR PRICE = $197. SELLING AT $27 FOR A LIMITED TIME!

Loni is a joy to work with and a consummate professional. She puts an incredible amount of care into every manuscript. Her editorial instincts are solid, and she's one of the best editors on our staff list. I couldn't imagine The Parliament House without her.

CEO OF THE PARLIAMENT HOUSE

Here’s the thing: I know this will help you tell some amazing stories, but I also know this can be an intimidating investment for some. Take a week to fully commit to the system! If you genuinely feel The Dapper Drafter hasn’t helped you, just shoot us an email with your before-and-after materials. We’re editors and will do our best to help (or, in most cases, reassure you that you’re absolutely going in the right direction). But if these techniques truly aren’t the right fit for you, we’ll issue a refund right away.

Friend. It's time.

You love to write. If you didn’t, you wouldn’t be here! I want to help you become the master of your muse so you can tell the stories you’ve always dreamed of telling.

You’re capable of writing as much as you want.

You’re capable of taking charge of your inspiration.

You’re capable of finishing your story.

  • The Five-Step Dapper Drafter System ($497)

  • Resource Masterlist ($97)

  • The Book Butler Trello Board ($97)

  • Vault of Writerly Wonders ($97)

Total Value = $788

Today's Price = $27

REGULAR PRICE = $197. SELLING AT $27 FOR A LIMITED TIME!

So let's do this, bestseller. I'm ready when you are.